Hey there, person. I usually play pranks with these suckers over here. I always get Thor involved since I get less punishment. But this is nothing. The worst is when Steve and Tony got free time. Their moans ring around the fucking building.
Bows and arrows,
Sooo… we’re not dead. Yet. And hopefully, we can have this blog up and running again. We’ve just been so busy with school and graduating high school and projects and stuff. Please, bare with us.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Peter’s favorite show is Sesame Street. He and his Uncle Loki sing along with the songs and find the puppets intriguing. Nobody else really watches it with him except for Coulson on some occasions. But Sunday morning is Uncle Loki morning for Peter and when there’s Loki, there’s Sesame Street.
What they both can’t stand,though, is Dora the Explorer. They almost blow the TV up from watching it.
I blow everyone’s stuff up. And I mean everyone’s stuff.
Bows and Arrows,
I have movie nights every weekend with Tony, while the Avengers plus Loki have movie nights every Wednesday. Last week, we watched The Bourne Legacy. I don’t know if it’s just me, but that Aaron guy looks a lot like Clint.
I don’t know what came over the mind of these motherfuckers. It’s so damn uncomfortable having that Asgardian asshole walk around the tower. That crazy bitch.
SHIELD Head Director,
We love you too, sweetheart.
Do you mean you’re not one of those deranged Tumblr fangirls who’s crazy for Loki? Well, that’s a first. Loki stays every weekend for Peter. We don’t let him out of our sight though. He has caused small trouble but that’s a lot better than sending in some weirdo aliens from outer space.
Guys, we are so sorry we are less than active in this blog. I finally have my laptop now and maybe we’d be able to post new things. This blog wouldn’t run without your questions though, so please continue sending them. Hopefully, we can get this up and running again.
I have stabbed everyone. Except Cap. He’s the only tolerable person. Tony has probably gotten most of my stabs. Steve isn’t very happy.
The wedding was alright, some little mishaps, but we smoothed them out. The honeymoon however… Never mind. As for Peter, we adopted him a week before the wedding. Tony will tell you that we just wanted a ring bearer, but in truth, a couple of months before we got married, he started feeling… maternal. Every time we saw a child, he just started going all mushy and once he saw this tiny sock and he just couldn’t stop cooing.
So we decided to adopt. And Peter came into our lives, we love him to death.
Brilliant. Turns out you Midgardians are rather useful…
Perhaps I shall contact you all at the nearest possible time, maybe we could get this “coffee” beverage you are all so fond of, and talk about my plans…
No, no. Father’s day was a fun time for us! Steve served me breakfast in bed and we threw a huge party for Nick Fury. I didn’t really bother thinking about my dad. He wasn’t much of a dad anyway. As for others who has daddy issues, namely Loki and Thor, they don’t celebrate Father’s Day because they’re not really from here so they didn’t care.
Always a Proud Father,
Peter and Steve went through a lot of prototypes before finally getting the card they gave to Tony. Sorry it’s late. We grew a life.